THURSDAY’S BIG STORIES
Man Utd want everyone
Deep breath, one and all. In the past few days Manchester United have reportedly upped, ended or registered their interest in: Antony, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Moises Caicedo, Casemiro, Matheus Cunha, Moussa Dembele, Sergino Dest, Joao Felix, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Mauro Icardi, Illan Meslier, Thomas Meunier, Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, Alvaro Morata, Christian Pulisic, Adrien Rabiot, Yann Sommer, Jamie Vardy, Hakim Ziyech, and probably another handful more we have failed to remember*.
Transfers
Chelsea to continue spending spree by targeting £50m-rated Gordon – Paper Round
14/08/2022 AT 23:13
Yes, indeed, they are single-handedly keeping the transfer window alive given the majority of Premier League clubs have probably called it a day already, you know, what with the season starting already and points already at stake.
As Jason Burt poetically puts it – the Telegraph journalist among those trying to stay across this mad dash for players – United are “throwing a lot of names against a wall to see if any of them stick”.
Could that be Casemiro? Who is seemingly tempted to leave the Champions League winners because a bigger and longer salary is on offer? Could that be Aubameyang? Seven months after he left Arsenal? Could that be Pulisic? Straight from a Premier League rival?
Who actually knows, but as United search high or low, Atletico(‘s Twitter admin) have had their say on one matter…
*We couldn’t bring ourselves to mention Frenkie de Jong
Save us, Sir Jim!
Staying with United, obviously, a Bloomberg report claiming the Glazers are looking to sell a minority stake in the club has resulted in several pinging phones for billionaires around the world.
British INEOS Group chairman Jim Ratcliffe poses upon his arrival for the 73rd edition of the Red Cross Gala at the Casino in Monte Carlo on July 18, 2022
Image credit: Getty Images
There is a catch of course, beyond the £6bn valuation, in that the Ineos honcho would eventually want full control, but for a man whose company owns a cycling team, a sailing team, as well as Ligue 1 club Nice and Swiss outfit FC Lausanne-Sport, it is already known that Ratcliffe holds Premier League interests, having failed to buy Chelsea earlier this year.
“If the club is for sale, Jim is definitely a potential buyer,” said Ratcliffe’s spokesman.
“If something like this was possible, we would be interested in talking with a view to long-term ownership.
“This is not about the money that has been spent or not spent. Jim is looking at what can be done now and, knowing how important the club is to the city, it feels like the time is right for a reset.”
Ronaldo cautioned
The matter has now concluded, Merseyside Police said, with the Daily Mail claiming Ronaldo agreed to pay compensation after appearing to slap a phone out of a boy’s hand.
Ronaldo apologised at the time, although the boy’s mother had alleged “assault” when speaking to the Liverpool Echo about the incident four months ago.
IN THE CHANNELS
This was doing the rounds yesterday, and well it’s pretty darn funny. Wakey, wakey, Salah and Trent, the season has started.
RETRO CORNER
Maybe Manchester United will be in for Michu next?
It’s 10 years to the day since he got his stunning Premier League season with Swansea under way…
COMING UP
Not too much of the football, unless the Europa League and the Conference League qualifying is your jam. West Ham are in the Europa League qualifying action against Viborg FF.
Elsewhere, the snooker is on the Eurosport and the discovery+, while there’s the tennis to stay across later with the Norrie and the Raducanu among those in the action. The.
Transfers
Tuchel prepared for Hudson-Odoi and Gallagher exits – Paper Round
14/08/2022 AT 05:43
Transfers
Rashford happy to stay at United despite PSG talks – Paper Round
11/08/2022 AT 21:59
